A Hilarious Night Out: The Drunk Newcastle Fan's Doorstep Antics

In the world of football fandom, few things can rival the highs and lows that come with cheering on your favorite team at the local pub. For Andrew Garrett, a dedicated Newcastle United supporter, a thrilling match against Tottenham Hotspur turned into an unforgettable evening filled with antics that would soon make him an internet sensation. Thanks to a doorbell camera, Andrew’s comical struggle to get inside his home became a viral hit, showcasing both the passion of football fandom and the relatable struggles of a night out.

On January 4, Andrew, 57, spent the day celebrating with fellow fans at the Halfmoon Pub in Wrekenton, Gateshead, after watching Newcastle secure a thrilling 2-1 victory. Earlier that day, he had been joined by his wife Anita, who, like many partners, had her own limit when it came to the pub's joyous spirit. After a long day of revelry and cheering for their team, Anita decided it was time to head home around 10 PM, leaving her husband to continue enjoying the electric atmosphere of the pub.

Two hours later, Andrew, affectionately dubbed "Alky Capone" by Anita, stumbled his way back home, blissfully unaware of the comedic chaos that awaited him on his front porch. Footage from their doorbell camera captured the entire encounter, showcasing a hilariously tipsy Andrew fumbling with house keys that had seemingly vanished into thin air. As Andrew leaned against the door, clearly agitated, he struggled to get inside.

The doorbell camera kicked in, recording a priceless dialogue as Andrew voiced his frustration. "Get me home, fcking let us in," he pleaded, inadvertently triggering the doorbell’s parcel mode that humorously responded with a polite message: "Please leave the parcel outside." This, of course, only fueled Andrew’s irritation as he countered the automated voice with an indignant, “Fck off.”

The absurdity of the moment only escalated as Andrew stumbled about on the porch, responding to his wife’s inquiries about his missing key with exaggerated claims. "I've been outside for 40 minutes!" he exclaimed, an assertion that could easily be disputed considering the timestamps on the doorbell footage—only six minutes of his misadventure had elapsed.

As Andrew leaned into this adventurous exasperation, viewers from all over the internet were drawn to the video like moths to a flame. Comments flooded in from friends and fellow fans alike, with many chiming in on just how hilarious the situation was. “The more I watch it, the funnier it gets!” wrote one amused pal Lynda, as others shared their laughter with comments like “Absolutely hilarious, Anita!” and “This is mint!”

In that moment, Andrew’s drunken mishap transformed into a digital treasure trove of joy, reminding everyone of the light-hearted side of football culture and married life. What may seem like a mundane couple’s quarrel quickly morphed into a touching and humorous glimpse at their lives, encapsulating the blend of love, camaraderie, and comic relief that defines any sports-loving household.

As Val Gibson, the landlady of the Halfmoon Pub, noted, this event was the perfect example of how a regular night out could lead to extraordinary memories, all thanks to a few beers and a passionate football match. For Andrew and Anita, this viral moment brought laughter, camaraderie, and a little bit of fame right to their doorstep.

Next time, perhaps Andrew will remember to check his pockets before stepping out for that pint. After all, with life at the intersection of love and football, it’s these delightful moments that keep the spirit of the game alive. And let’s be honest—we all need a little laughter in our lives, especially when it’s sparked by a drunken fan’s antics!